10 hooded cumdumps +
100 horny breeders
Wednesday December 13
Wednesday January 10
at the Crew Club
1321 14th St NW Washington, DC
DM @freakparties on Twitter to be considered for cumdump spots; they are very competitive.
BREEDER TICKETS FOR DECEMBER
Will I have to decide whether to be a bottom or top? Yes. This is a group cumdump breeding session. If you are not a designated cumdump, you are a designated breeder.
When can I enter? You can enter anytime between 8pm-midnight using your ticket. You must show a US-govt issued photo ID to enter any event.
How long can I stay? You can stay for 6 hours total at the Crew Club.
Will there be filming anywhere during the event? Filming is only allowed in private rooms. Filming is not allowed in open areas. This event is primarily for non-content creators.
How many tickets will be available? 10 cumdump tickets and 100 breeder tickets.
How much are tickets? $22 or $32 in the final week before the event.
How can I get tickets? Breeder tickets are available on this site for each event. Tickets can only be used for the specific event date. No-shows will not be refunded. There will be tickets available at entry for breeders only if space permits. Cumdump tickets are competitive and only available via Twitter DM @freakparties.
What criteria will you use to choose cumdumps? Cumdump experience, following size on Twitter, and diversity. For cumdumps, you must commit to prepare during the week ahead for a long breeding session. You are there to serve the many tops that choose you. You must be ready and capable. You must also promote the event via mentioning it in twitter posts, grindr headlines, scruff profiles, sniffies groups, and/or bbrt events, wherever you are active. This is your chance to get all your favorite breeders in one place, so make sure they know about it and get a personal invite too.
What criteria will you use to choose breeders? Breeders need to be ready and willing to pump and dump. This will not be the place for long one-on-one sessions. Save up your loads so you’re ready to go. Take advantage of how wet the cumdumps are and then make room for the next breeder. You are there to add your seed, not monopolize any one cumdump. Multiple loads to multiple cumdumps is great.
What is the space layout? At Crew Club, there are halls of large dressing rooms where the cumdumps will be located. This is so they are all close together but with the comfort and privacy of having separate bathhouse rooms. It also has a main lounge, dry sauna, steam room, dark rooms, and showers.
What should I bring/wear? Cumdumps should bring an unmarked light-colored jockstrap (for load-counting, but other methods of counting are acceptable) and a black gimp hood with a mouth opening. Harnesses, lingerie, and cages are fine. For breeders: nudity, jockstraps, harnesses/gear are fine. Masks are fine. At Crew Club, sandals are good and towels are provided.
Is there alcohol on site? At Crew Club, no and no other illegal drugs are allowed on site. There are drink specials for attendees at Trade Bar across the street.
What are the norms of consent? The participants of these private events must abide by a culture of consent in the sense that at any point a cumdump or breeder can stop any interaction. No one is required or paid to participate and paying for a ticket doesn’t purchase anyone’s consent. Ticket fees cover the venue use and event production. Every interaction must be consensual. It’s entirely possible to attend but not interact with anyone. That being said, the common practice is that hooded cumdumps want to receive as many loads as possible.
What are the norms of sexual health? Everyone in attendance will need to sign a general liability release form. Monitor your health before and after attending events. Also, cumdumps get tired and need breaks, so if at any point he asks you to stop or take a break, you must stop and move on to another cumdump. At the Crew Club, cumdumps can close their room doors to gain privacy and take a break whenever they need to. There is one fully enclosed bathroom suitable for douching but you should come prepared already. There are also showers, a dry sauna, and a steam room.
How do payments appear on bank statements? FREAKPARTIES.COM is an event series by The Factory, a platform for queer artists and entrepreneurs. Payments appear as The Factory on bank statements. Refunds will only be given for medical reasons BEFORE the event. Any no-shows will not be refunded or applied to future events and anyone who puts through a chargeback with their bank will be banned from all future events.
CUMDUMP INFAMY – JANUARY 2024
What is CUMDUMP INFAMY? Each time a breeder gives a full and real load to a cumdump, he should mark a notch on the cumdump’s jockstrap belt. The cumdumps who have the most notches at the end of the night will move on to the next bracket in their quest for CUMDUMP INFAMY. In January we’ll put them all to a test of their abilities in a tournament of champions.
Cumdumps should show up at 8pm, bring your own hood, jock, and marker, and post a pic of your notches at the end of the night.
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